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Human or model

Whether you can tell a passage written by a person from one written by a model — and, from the confidence you attach to each answer, whether your belief that you can is justified.

The apparatus was wrong. The interview turned out to be right.

Philip K. Dick built the Voight-Kampff in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? in 1968: a few provocative questions, a machine watching your breathing, your pulse, your blush and your pupils, and a verdict about what you are. The machine half is a polygraph, and the National Research Council's 2003 review is blunt about what a polygraph can do — the states it measures arise without deception too.

The conversational half has now been run properly, and it failed in the direction the film did not anticipate. In a pre-registered three-party Turing test, GPT-4.5 given a humanlike persona prompt was judged to be the human 73% of the time — more often than the actual human. The same model with no persona prompt was picked out as a machine more often than chance. The prompt mattered more than the interrogator did.

Jones CR & Bergen BK (2026), Large language models pass a standard three-party Turing test, PNAS 123(21), doi:10.1073/pnas.2524472123.

What you are about to do, stated completely

Every pair below is exactly one passage written by a person and one passage written by a model. Never two of one. Never a trick pair. They are matched for topic and for length. You pick the machine, you say how sure you are, and you tell us whether you recognised either passage.

Nothing is hidden from you and nothing about this is a trap. When you are scored, you get the full provenance of every pair you saw, on the same screen, before there is anywhere to click away to.

This is the built-in SEED set: the human halves are public-domain literary passages from 1813–1899 and the model halves were written to match them in topic, length and register. It demonstrates the instrument honestly; it is not yet a measurement of telling a person writing today from a model writing today. Both reasons are on the result screen.

Confidence, and why it starts at 50

With two passages and one answer, a coin is already right half the time — so 50% means "I have no idea" and 100% means "I would bet the house". The scoring cares more about whether your confidence tracks your accuracy than about the accuracy itself. That comparison is the finding: the usual result is that people believe they can do this considerably better than they can.

This result will never be worded as: “You scored in the replicant range.” — not because a test may never tell you something true and flattering, but because this particular measurement is a skill against a moving target rather than a trait. The models change every few months; your d′ is against one vintage of one stimulus set, and it is printed with that date attached.

Your key

Your browser made you a random key. We store a one-way hash of it, never the key. It is the only thing linking this sitting to your next one — write it down. Without it we cannot delete your entries later, because we will have no way to know which ones are yours.

Before you start

Under a minute. None of it is required, every question can be skipped, and "prefer not to say" is recorded as itself rather than turned into a default. This is not part of the exam and nothing here is scored.

How sleepy are you right now?

Karolinska Sleepiness Scale (Åkerstedt & Gillberg 1990), validated against EEG alpha/theta and slow eye movements (Kaida et al. 2006). The anchors are reproduced as published.

Sleep and clock

Your local clock time and timezone are recorded automatically. We do not ask for them.

Is anything you have taken affecting how you feel right now? This includes alcohol, cannabis, prescribed medication, caffeine — anything.
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Where you are
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The pairs

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